Lucas Neill: He is the undisputed numero-uno and represents everything demented about the Premier League. Playing for Blackburn Rovers, Decent run-of-form, big-club-interest, even a complete bummer of an interview with ESPN on what’s big in his iPod!
Post Christmas, the exalted one signs for the team down under (how fuckin’ ironic) and is now sure to get to the bottom of everything!
What’s up in this summer, Luke?
“Mate, there’s just simply too much Foster’s happening these days. Too much Benson’s too …Roy Carroll is such a bastard. We just keep drinking all night out mate. He is a solid buddy now and we keep drinking all night mate. And Carlos Tevez, I can help keep looking at his neck even when he strikes for goal and think about things that are common between him and Ribery. Its an Aussie thing…”
Champions League Championship football and buying groceries for Eggert’s Missus!
Matthew Upson: This bloke is a genius. Who wouldn’t want to quit on a Championship side like Birmingham and come over to a Prestigious Premiership side in WestHam? Right! If only it was that simple. Upsy Daisy turns back on a championship side due for promotion and walks into a premiership side all set for relegation! Absolute nutter!
What’s up in this summer, Upsy?
Willy Gallas: Oh, What a rebel! Chelsea treated him with all the respect, fans loved him, his form, fitness and partnership with Terry was perfect. But one day, Willy tried acting all Silly and threatened the club with scoring own goals if they don’t release him. When fans and management pleaded, he reasoned that he needed to play fancy football. How typical of a rugged French Center-back!
So in came Cashley and out went Silly Billy across the town. While his former club continues to play football in a way they know, Silly Billy’s team plays the fancy football the only thing, Silly Billy doesn’t get to play. ROFLOL!
What’s up in this summer, Billy?
I thigh muscle tear and bad medical department at Arsenal, so I have calf muscle problem and knee operation.
Andriy Shevchenko: Arguably the Best striker in Serie-A, a cult following in Milan but a friend in need is a friend in deed, If you offer 30 Million quid that is…
Great expectations from the Chelsea fans, put under the microscope by the press, accused of being a snitch, a goal draught, an embarrassing goal spree against tier-2 sides and probably the greatest miss of the season!
A 30 Million worth… powder!
What’s up in this summer, Andriy?
If Jose stays, me go to Milan, if Jose goes, ummm….uhhhhhhh.
“Sheva, its said and done. Jose’s staying…”
I think Jose is a top man. I’ve played with several managers and every one of them…yada, yada…yada!
The Chinese army: There was a gem from Paul Jewell some time back about buying a Chinese player called Win One Soon. I can understand how great the Chinese Sport federation is feeling about the increase in the number of Chinese footballers in England at the moment. Sorry for bursting your bubble lads. If you are thinking about all of them or more playing in the promised land next season, its time to stop the crack for a while. The reasons may not be really simple but most of them were bought anyway during a player crisis and when it’s due to be solved come new season they’ll either be jettisoned back home or loaned to championship sides or worst case, left to rot in the reserves for the rest of their contract.
I know what you’re thinking. Just wait till this dude comes along….
P.S: He won both the awards. Hmph!